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Hey guys,

I read that the key to getting thick smoke was heat management. I thought maybe I could just forgo the coals and set the tobacco on fire. It did not light up well at first so I put a bit of alcohol in it. It lit up pretty well after that. I sucked on the hose but after a few tries, there still wasn't any smoke. My house started to smell pretty bad... like something was burning. Eventually I figured it was actually the tobacco that was burning.
I am pretty upset now, because you all said it was about heat management.... well thanks, because I need a new bowl. Thanks for fooling me because now I have to waste $5 for a new bowl.

What did I do wrong? Should I have put foil over the flaming tobacco? Would the foil need holes?
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QUOTE (HellCat @ Aug 26 2009, 08:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey guys,

I read that the key to getting thick smoke was heat management. I thought maybe I could just forgo the coals and set the tobacco on fire. It did not light up well at first so I put a bit of alcohol in it. It lit up pretty well after that. I sucked on the hose but after a few tries, there still wasn't any smoke. My house started to smell pretty bad... like something was burning. Eventually I figured it was actually the tobacco that was burning.
I am pretty upset now, because you all said it was about heat management.... well thanks, because I need a new bowl. Thanks for fooling me because now I have to waste $5 for a new bowl.

What did I do wrong? Should I have put foil over the flaming tobacco? Would the foil need holes?


Who said to use alcohol? You have to use gas... burns hotter
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thats really really funny, the heat management thing refers to the coals, using the proper amount and making sure they are lit before you smoke them, what kind of coals are you using?
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QUOTE (poncho @ Aug 26 2009, 09:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
thats really really funny, the heat management thing refers to the coals, using the proper amount and making sure they are lit before you smoke them, what kind of coals are you using?



Why would I use coals? Those are extremely dangerous... especially the ones from the sides of railroad tracks. Did you know that smoking by using coals can give you cancer?
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so is this whole thing a joke? i cant really tell if your being serious or not via the internet, just trying to help you out


QUOTE (HellCat @ Aug 26 2009, 10:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (poncho @ Aug 26 2009, 09:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
thats really really funny, the heat management thing refers to the coals, using the proper amount and making sure they are lit before you smoke them, what kind of coals are you using?



Why would I use coals? Those are extremely dangerous... especially the ones from the sides of railroad tracks. Did you know that smoking by using coals can give you cancer?

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I am extremely offended that you call me a troll, and I am even more upset about my bowl. I am considering sending Mushrat a PM and having him make all forum members chip in and pay for a new bowl and tobacco. If it wasn't for the forum, I would not have been tricked.
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QUOTE (HellCat @ Aug 26 2009, 10:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey guys,

I read that the key to getting thick smoke was heat management. I thought maybe I could just forgo the coals and set the tobacco on fire. It did not light up well at first so I put a bit of alcohol in it. It lit up pretty well after that. I sucked on the hose but after a few tries, there still wasn't any smoke. My house started to smell pretty bad... like something was burning. Eventually I figured it was actually the tobacco that was burning.
I am pretty upset now, because you all said it was about heat management.... well thanks, because I need a new bowl. Thanks for fooling me because now I have to waste $5 for a new bowl.

What did I do wrong? Should I have put foil over the flaming tobacco? Would the foil need holes?


YOu didnt properly acclimate it. You must set it out on titanium foil for 57.352 hours before packing it wink.gif

be sure to pack it with your salad fork cool.gif


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QUOTE (Enjoivolcom @ Aug 26 2009, 09:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (HellCat @ Aug 26 2009, 10:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This forum sucks, because obviously no one could correctly explain the concept of heat management to me.



Sometimes it helps to put gas in the base, i like to drop matches down the stem when i do this.


Enjoivolcolm, why would I go through the trouble of throwing matches down the stem? And they would just float on the gas. What would that do?





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QUOTE (HellCat @ Aug 26 2009, 11:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Enjoivolcom @ Aug 26 2009, 09:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (HellCat @ Aug 26 2009, 10:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This forum sucks, because obviously no one could correctly explain the concept of heat management to me.



Sometimes it helps to put gas in the base, i like to drop matches down the stem when i do this.


Enjoivolcolm, why would I go through the trouble of throwing matches down the stem? And they would just float on the gas. What would that do?








you sure about that? only one way to find out
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Step 1: Soak Tobacco in gasoline
Step 2: Pack your bowl with said tobacco
Step 3: Pour gasoline into base
Step 4: Light tobbaco on fire
Step 5: drop a lit match into the base
Step 6: ???
Step 7: profit
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Try using Kingston charcoals too, they're sold in a massive bag and would be much cheaper than any other brand! Plus you can cook some hotdogs while you smoke!
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